In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
where am i from again
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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