Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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