i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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