He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
