Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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