Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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