Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I need a hoe opinion
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I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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