i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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