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Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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