I am puke
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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