We got so high we made milksteak
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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