Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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