Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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