I got chris browned last night
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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