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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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