something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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