his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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