So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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