If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
