That's when you crack a 10am beer
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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