I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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