My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The air was thick with penises
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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