you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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