HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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