Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
we're making bets on your personal life
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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