I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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