With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Drake has all the answers
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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