Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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