If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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