Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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