Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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