I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
its liver damage thursday
And then he peed in my hair
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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