he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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