I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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