all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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