It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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