Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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