I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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