what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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