We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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