We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
wow bdsm is so cute
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