It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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