why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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