she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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