I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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