I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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