Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We have so much sex to catch up on
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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