Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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