Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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