what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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