I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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