I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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