Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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