She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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