Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Can I color on your dick again?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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